Or this one

Like the one proceeding it, this is a short script that was never made...in this case because it proved to be a little too expensive for the budget available:


BLACK SCREEN

TITLE CARD: LOS ANGELES, 1984

EXT. RESIDENTIAL STREET - EVENING

A station wagon rolls slowly along a tree-lined street in
Sherman Oaks. It pulls to a stop in front of a nice middle
class looking home.

INT. STATION WAGON

STAN MISER, a balding middle-aged man decked out in a Members
Only jacket and Polo shirt, smiles serenely at his passenger,
JAMIE. His blonde teenaged daughter in a matching Valley Girl
preppie outfit smiles back.

JAMIE
Thanks for the ride, Daddy.

STAN
No problem, Pumpkin. I'll get your
car out of the shop tomorrow.

Jamie leans over and gives her beaming pop a peck on the
cheek.

JAMIE
You're the best. Good night, Daddy.

STAN
Good Night. Have a good time.

Stan watches her bound out of the car and up to the walk. She
turns and waves, as her friend comes out of the house to meet
her.

Stan gives her a small wave back and pulls away.

CUT TO:

EXT. SUNSET BLVD. - EVENING

CHYRON: THE SUNSET STRIP

The boulevard is just starting to come alive as darkness
falls.

INT. DRESSING ROOM

The door to the small, dingy dressing room creaks open. RIKKI
ROMEO, early 20s, very thin, and wearing some ultra tight
spandex pants and a loose tank steps inside. Aside from the
spandex he's kind of plain looking. Behind him, however, is a
poster with makeup, big-haired faces and the words HELIX.

He takes a seat at the vanity and starts unloading cosmetics
and hair products.

INT. DRESSING ROOM - MOMENTS LATER

Rikki looks at his reflection, which now wears a few layers
of make-up. Heavy eyeliner, heavier lipstick and a wide green
stripe on one cheek. His hair still rests limply on his head.
He studies a few follicles and reaches for the mousse. He
shakes and sprays but gets only compressed air. He reaches
for some gel, twists the lid and looks inside. Empty.

In desperation, he grabs the hair spray and presses the
nozzle. The bottle hisses and a few drops dribble from the
end.

Off Rikki's horrified look.

CUT TO:

EXT. SUNSET BLVD. - NIGHT

Stan's station wagon sits at a stop light. Rockers and
yuppies alike stream in front of the car.

INT. STATION WAGON

Stan taps his fingers peacefully on the steering wheel.
Without warning, the passenger's side door is yanked open.

Stan gives a startled yelp as Rikki jumps in and closes the
door.

STAN
What the heck are you doing?! Get
out of my car!

RIKKI
Please, dude, please. I just need a
quick ride.
I don't have the time to walk and I
don't have time to get a cab.

STAN
You've got to be kidding me! A
ride? You want a ride? Are you on
drugs or something?

RIKKI
Not at the moment. Dude, come on.
I've got a show in an hour. I saw
your boss wagon, and I said to
myself, 'That dude is somebody's
old man and a dad is honor bound to
help a guy out.' Please.

Stan wrestles with the conflicting instincts. He looks at his
new passenger, who's doing his best to smile sweetly.

STAN
(Sighing)
Where you need to go?

RIKKI
(Smiling)
Man, I knew you'd be cool. I just
need to get some hair stuff.
There's got to be a place close
by... Just drive down a little
ways.

STAN
Hair stuff, huh? I guess that
shouldn't be too hard to find.

Stan pulls away from the intersection finally, and they
cruise down the street.

RIKKI
Seriously, this is a sweet ride. My
dad has one just like it back in
Chicago. Lost my Cherry in it.

Stan starts to respond, but struggles for words.

STAN
Um, what's your name, son?

RIKKI
Rikki Romeo. That's a stage name.
Real name's Rick Klywinski. The
chicks don't really go nuts for
Klywinski, but they love Romeo.
What's yours?

STAN
Stan Miser. Of the Sherman Oaks
Misers.

Stan chuckles. Rikki scans the street.

RIKKI
Well, Stan Miser, I think we might
have something.

Rikki points to a gas station with a mini mart.

STAN
Well, I guess that's what a
convenience store is for.

Stan pulls the station wagon into the gas station and parks.

INT. CONVENIENCE STORE

Rikki strolls into the store. Stan tags along. There are no
other customers. The girl behind the counter, a young
attractive blonde watched them.

Rikki scans the aisles. A look of disappointment comes over
his face.

RIKKI
One little can of Aqua Net. That's
not gonna do the trick, Stan the
man.

STAN
With all that hair, I suppose not.

The young girl comes out from behind the counter.

COUNTER GIRL
Can I help you?

STAN
Well, apparently my young cohort
needs more hair styling products
than you carry.

The young girl smiles at Rikki.

COUNTER GIRL
You;re Rikki Romeo, aren't you?

RIKKI
That's me.

COUNTER GIRL
Um, I think we might have some more
hair stuff in the back. If you want
to come with me we can take a look.

The girl eyes Rikki. Now, it's his turn to smile.

RIKKI
All right then. Hey, Stan, why
don't you grab a slushie or
something and I'll be right back.

Rikki follows the counter girl into a back room. Stan looks
around awkwardly. He pretends to read the newspaper
headlines.

Rikki reemerges from the back room, looking a little peaked.
The girl stops at the door, licking her lips. Stan looks
horrified.

RIKKI
Nope. They didn't have any more.

Noticing Stan's expression, Rikki gives him a wink.

RIKKI
Rock and roll, man. You gotta love
it.

Rikki walks out of the store. Stan slowly follows.

INT. STATION WAGON

Stan starts the car and pulls away. He glances at Rikki, at a
loss.

RIKKI
I know there's a drug store or
supermarket around here.

STAN
There's a market at King.

RIKKI
Well, There you go. Set the
coordinates, Mr. Sulu. Warp factor
8.

Stan perks up a bit.

STAN
Oh, so you like Star Trek?

RIKKI
Kirk's awesome, man.

STAN
Interesting. I wouldn't have taken
you for a Star Trek fan.

RIKKI
Why not? We all want to boldly go
where no man has gone before.

STAN
So, what else do you like? Any
other hidden interests? You said
you're from Chicago, right? You a
Bears Fan?

RIKKI
Sweetness, dude. He's about the
coolest there is. Just bitchin'

STAN
You know I played against him in
college. I was a safety. I know I
don't look like it, but I used to
be quite the athlete.

RIKKI
I can see that, Stanley. You look
like you used to knock the ladies
out in your prime.

Stan smiles and pulls into the parking lot of the
supermarket.

INT. SUPERMARKET

Stan once again follows Rikki in. Rikki scans the store.

RIKKI
(Pointing)
Shampoo! I'm guessing that some
mousse can't be far from that.

Stan trails Rikki to the aisle. As Rikki turns down, a cute
brunette stock girl looks up from her price gun.

STAN
I must be out of touch. I don't
really know what moose is.
(touching his head)
I don't need much in the way of
hair care.

RIKKI
It's cool, Stan, my old man's shiny
on top, too.

Rikki pursues the products. He grabs Stan's wrist and checks
his watch.

RIKKI
Oh, man, it's getting late. Might
have to lower my standards a bit.

The stock girl edges towards them.

STOCK GIRL
Can I help you?

RIKKI
Yeah, do you have any Dep, in the
green jar?

STOCK GIRL
I think we might have some in the
back.
(pause)
Aren't you Rikki Romeo?

Stan looks on, amazed.

RIKKI
Sure am...
(looks at her name tag)
Diana.

DIANA
Um, you can come help me look if
you want.

RIKKI
I think I can do that.

STAN
But, your show. Aren't you going to
be late?

RIKKI
It's all good, Stanley. I'll be
back in a few. Can you grab me a
can of Bold Hold and two cans of
Rave Ultra Hold while you wait?

Rikki disappears with the stock girl. Stan peruses the
shelves, mumbling the names to himself. He grabs the hair
spray first.

Finally, he finds the proper mousse. Curious, he reads the
instructions and sprays some in his palm. Still reading, he
puts the can of mousse on the shelf, and the mousse into the
sides of his hair. He runs his fingers through and pulls them
out, leaving his hair sticking out.

Rikki reappears. The stock girl follows, her hair mussed and
her apron on backwards.

RIKKI
Nice look, Stanley! Let's roll.

Stan looks at Rikki walking away and back at the girl. She
smiles. Bewildered, Stan hurries after Rikki.

INT. STATION WAGON

Stan pulls the car back onto the strip.

STAN
Um, you're pretty well known, huh?

RIKKI
I am right now. We just put out a
record and Rolling Stone did a
piece on us, so now everyone wants
to jump on the train and go along
for the ride. I don't know how long
it'll last, but that's cool. I'm
all about enjoying the moment.

STAN
You are one interesting fellow, Mr.
Klywinski.

Rikki smiles.

RIKKI
This is where I get off, Stan. I
owe you big.

Stan pulls to the curb.

STAN
No problem, Rikki. Good luck with
your show.

RIKKI
Hey, why don't you come in? The
least I can do is buy you a beer.

STAN
No, I couldn't.

RIKKI
Sure you could. Come on. It'll be
good. You can have a few brews and
check out the show. That way I
won't feel so bad about you carting
me around.

Rikki holds up his hands, pleading. Stan breaks into a goofy
grin.

STAN
Well, I suppose one beer wouldn't
hurt.

RIKKI
All right then. Let's rock and
roll.

Stan pulls the car around the corner.

INT. CLUB - NIGHT

People call out to Rikki as he comes through the back door,
trailed, yet again, by Stan.

RIKKI
(to Stan)
OK, dude, I gotta get ready. Bar's
right there.

RIKKI
(to BARTENDER)
Duke, this guy's drinking on me.
Anything he wants. Cool?

The bartender nods. Rikki gives a thumbs up and disappears
into the dressing room. The bartender stares at Stan.

STAN
Um, Budweiser, I guess.

A young blonde woman, in full rocker gear... Short denim
skirt, fishnets, jean jacket and Jersey hair... Sidles up to
Stan.

ROCKER CHICK
So, are you, like, Rikki's dad?

STAN
Nope. Chauffeur.

ROCKER CHICK
Cool. If you introduce me, I'll
take you on a little ride.

Stan stammers, the rocker chick comes closer. Stan tries to
edge away from her breath on his neck.

ROCKER CHICK
Would you like to ride me?

Just then, the door to the dressing room is pulled open.
Rikki pops out, his hair now bigger than life. He smiles at
Stan.

RIKKI
See what you helped create?

Yet another young blonde follows him out of his dressing
room, dressed not all that much different from the rocker
chick. She pulls on a jean jacket as she exits the room. She
looks up.

JAMIE
Daddy?!?

STAN
Jamie?!

RIKKI
See, man, I knew you were someone's
pop. Poppa Stan. Sweet!

On Stan's wordless gaping mouth

FADE OUT.